Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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