Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
Randomize
