That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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