How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
Randomize