Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
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