So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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