Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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