After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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