There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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