No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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