i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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