no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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