Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
We are two peas in an std pod
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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