nut hugger
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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