PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
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