They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
Dear Derek. I would like to offer my sincerest apology for the 2 to 6 text messages you are about to read. Also for the 15 minute voicemail, which may or may not have sent. Sincerely, Sober Katie
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
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