new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
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