Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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