I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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