Omg I just drooled on the screen of my phone from smiling with my mouth open while textin bahahahaahah
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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