ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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