Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
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