PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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