did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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