piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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