Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
How naked do you want me to be?
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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