I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Randomize
