Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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