don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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