dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
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