he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Princesses don't give blow jobs
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
Terrible idea I love it
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
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