I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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