youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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