it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Why is "Oprah of drinks" written on my arms?
You said to write it on you, after you kept saying, "You get a drink, you get a drink, everyone gets a drink."
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
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