no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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