Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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