he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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