sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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