would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
