Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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