Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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