omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Farmville is her only friend.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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