I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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