Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
Girls should come with a carfax report
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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