Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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