it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
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