I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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