But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
Randomize
