Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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