I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
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