Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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