Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
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