Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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