Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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