Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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